Compliments Only a Mother Could Love

Sam and Jeff cuddled on the couch. Jeff whispers something in Samuel's ear.

Samuel says, "Mom, you are so beautiful."

"Ah, thank you sweetie," I said.

Samuel whispers something in Jeff's ear.

Jeff says, "Mom, you are so nice."

"I appreciate that," I said.

Jeff whispers in Samuel's ear.

Samuel says, "Mom, you are the best."

"Samuel, you are so sweet to say that."

Samuel whispers something in Jeff's ear.

Jeff says, "Mom, you are so hairy and skinny."

I'll take it.