Saturday, November 04, 2006

Day 4: The Cucumber's Uncertain Future

I walked into Wild Oats today with a Lesbian couple probably in their late 60s. At some point during their shopping in the crowded produce section, they became separated.

Lesbian #1: Honey...Sweetheart, over here.

No response.

Lesbian #1: Sweetie, over here, I am over here sweetie.

No response.

Lesbian #1: Honey, honey...(hands waving).

Lesbian #2: Oh, I couldn't find you.

She says as she rounds the corner holding a giant cucumber.

1 comment:

Jeff said...

Thats some funny stuff.